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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>This tumblr is like a dumpster for everything I don’t want to post elsewhere because the internet is hard</description><title>pajama party in a haunted hive</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @hellohazel)</generator><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>when music journalists write about Montreal based bands and, somehow, manage to work in a Grimes...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;when music journalists write about Montreal based bands and, somehow, manage to work in a Grimes comparison&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;u lazy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50777514551</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50777514551</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:04:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WOW OK who owns the dirkdiggler.tumblr.com handle
give it up</title><description>&lt;p&gt;WOW OK who owns the dirkdiggler.tumblr.com handle&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;give it up&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50765204811</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50765204811</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:56:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I have 4 different versions of this song?</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50714099473" src="http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50714099473/audio_player_iframe/hellohazel/tumblr_mmzh0dWTx41qa8soi?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fhellohazel%2F50714099473%2Ftumblr_mmzh0dWTx41qa8soi" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have 4 different versions of this song?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50714099473</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50714099473</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 03:33:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95654e84e6c3b5e299e16c58343e48d9/tumblr_mmz3pwFhMq1qa8soio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50698734106</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50698734106</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:46:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lllllllllaaaaaazzzzzzzzzyyy y yyyy y</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50617904415" src="http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50617904415/audio_player_iframe/hellohazel/tumblr_mmx4p1lgKL1qa8soi?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fhellohazel%2F50617904415%2Ftumblr_mmx4p1lgKL1qa8soi" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;lllllllllaaaaaazzzzzzzzzyyy y yyyy y&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50617904415</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50617904415</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:12:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>keep hearing something scratching at my window
and i keep hoping its a vampire coming to make out...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;keep hearing something scratching at my window&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and i keep hoping its a vampire coming to make out with me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but IT&amp;#8217;S NOT&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50617786025</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50617786025</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:11:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lol wait one time on the rookie road trip we were in omaha or something and we were going to meet...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;lol wait one time on the rookie road trip we were in omaha or something and we were going to meet readers in a coffee shop and there were these girls outside wearing flower crowns and we just assumed they were readers and we were all &amp;#8220;r u here for the rookie thing&amp;#8221; and they were like&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;no&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and they weren&amp;#8217;t there for the rookie thing&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50616271195</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50616271195</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:50:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55c6e1261fe4016d357990818067c7a9/tumblr_mmwfdoeS7G1qa8soio1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50582288805</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50582288805</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:05:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VY3HuDsHyK8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50575660108</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50575660108</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 09:39:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>reblog if you&amp;#8217;re a cool chick</title><description>&lt;p&gt;reblog if you&amp;#8217;re a cool chick&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50553270581</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50553270581</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:39:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Me: Lately I feel like I've been trolling people in real life, just because I hate everyone so much. Wait, do you know what trolling is?&#13;</title><description>Me: Lately I feel like I've been trolling people in real life, just because I hate everyone so much. Wait, do you know what trolling is?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Mom: No, what is it?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: It's kind of like being a dick in the comments section just to make people angry.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Mom: Oh my god, I do that all the time to people. I hate everyone too, Hazel.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50552401343</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50552401343</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:27:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>OK last THING i swear</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e5fd0a262e414d1025ba10033880c9f/tumblr_mmv2p1vUM31qa8soio1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OK last THING i swear&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50526887714</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50526887714</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:34:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/487b873ff4db5cb061444026a8d9f9cf/tumblr_mmv2cyQO1F1qa8soio1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50525874566</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50525874566</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:26:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mom told me she almost named me Athena
fuuuuuuuuuuck, omg
i would DIE</title><description>&lt;p&gt;mom told me she almost named me Athena&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fuuuuuuuuuuck, omg&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i would DIE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50524992452</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50524992452</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:15:00 -0400</pubDate><category>baby goddess</category></item><item><title>&amp;#8220;A queen remains a queen only when what she desires is what she is expected to desire&amp;#8221;</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;A queen remains a queen only when what she desires is what she is expected to desire&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50476622736</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50476622736</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 00:34:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>technotuesday:

Life 2.0
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7cb9af9547443f1eda089c1f0cc240f2/tumblr_mgs2ax9tG71s32jodo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://technotuesday.com/post/40766586845/life-2-0" target="_blank"&gt;technotuesday&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Life 2.0&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50471042670</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50471042670</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 23:08:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50469473322" src="http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50469473322/audio_player_iframe/hellohazel/tumblr_mmtjr1EBHq1qa8soi?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fhellohazel%2F50469473322%2Ftumblr_mmtjr1EBHq1qa8soi" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50469473322</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50469473322</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 22:47:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I remember almost everything anyone has ever said to me and if I act like I don&amp;#8217;t remember...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I remember almost everything anyone has ever said to me and if I act like I don&amp;#8217;t remember something there is a 99% chance I&amp;#8217;m lying as to not seem like I obsessively remember everything about people.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Feel like there are so many instances in which I am recalling conversations and incidents that the other person doesn&amp;#8217;t remember. Maybe I&amp;#8217;m just making everything up. Maybe they&amp;#8217;re lying too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t know birthdays though. I will not remember the day you were born. Because I don&amp;#8217;t care when you were born.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50457407669</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50457407669</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 20:14:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jesusisaslut:

but actually tho
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/742a934bcacb02de5a6d79224fc07568/tumblr_mm02axTgcE1qcl89qo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jesusisaslut.tumblr.com/post/50453209581/but-actually-tho" target="_blank"&gt;jesusisaslut&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but actually tho&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50453785362</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50453785362</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 19:25:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WHY ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER
this question has yet to be answered?!?!?!?!?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;WHY ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this question has yet to be answered?!?!?!?!?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50445718945</link><guid>http://hellohazel.tumblr.com/post/50445718945</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 17:35:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
