keep hearing something scratching at my window
and i keep hoping its a vampire coming to make out with me
but IT’S NOT
This tumblr is like a dumpster for everything I don't want to post elsewhere because the internet is hard
pajama party in a haunted hive
lol wait one time on the rookie road trip we were in omaha or something and we were going to meet readers in a coffee shop and there were these girls outside wearing flower crowns and we just assumed they were readers and we were all “r u here for the rookie thing” and they were like
“no”
and they weren’t there for the rookie thing
reblog if you’re a cool chick
| Me: | Lately I feel like I've been trolling people in real life, just because I hate everyone so much. Wait, do you know what trolling is? |
| Mom: | No, what is it? |
| Me: | It's kind of like being a dick in the comments section just to make people angry. |
| Mom: | Oh my god, I do that all the time to people. I hate everyone too, Hazel. |
mom told me she almost named me Athena
fuuuuuuuuuuck, omg
i would DIE
“A queen remains a queen only when what she desires is what she is expected to desire”
