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“pretty sure he was supposed to die like 30 years ago”
(via ecrie)
my teacher just said van gogh was the 19th century version of instagram
“hay guise trimmed ma beard lol”
“omg guise just tidied ma room”
“omg guise look at dis view, no filter xoxox”
“chilling in da club”
“NEW SHOES OMG”
IM G ONNA
“
“guise, i’m so sad #feelz”
omg
(via bestiario)
i just don’t understand why one day all of the quotes on my blog were suddenly italicized and every time i look at it i’m like “this looks awful” and “i’m gonna have to find a new theme” and “who has time for that” (me, actually, if you think about it) and “i just did that a few months ago” and “i guess that means i can find a theme that doesn’t have a homepage with ‘designed by’ and my ex-boyfriend’s first name, which doesn’t bother me, really, but i guess it’s probably not healthy or something to be looking at it constantly” and “tumblr has such terrible themes” and “seriously this annoys me” but also “i don’t really care.”
and also how aliza and i have a dramatic, intensely pleasurable, self-aggrandizing deleuzean refrain conversation every time we see each other in which we agree that we can’t date anyone because no one is as interesting as we are and i say “i mean, i worked at the times and wrote a book and was in a psych ward and you are a famous artist” and she agrees. and then one time she added, ”i mean, it’s hard for us, we have aesthetics.” it’s hard for us, we have aesthetics.
the other night i told someone i couldn’t apply to oberlin because everyone was so unattractive in the catalogue they sent me and i also couldn’t move from buffalo to ohio. when i went to visit vassar everyone was wearing black.
this is also why i had to work at fashion magazines and then go to grad school.
…yes. this.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/01/31/the-best-project-runway-designer-fights-video.html?source=socialflow&account=thedailybeast&medium=twitter
SPONGEBOB DISGUISE
Romantic Date Ideas
- Singing
- Have a contest to see who can take the coldest shower
- Beg for food
- Have sex with each other
- Boil fruit and put the fruit water in jars and go to specialty stores and tell them that it’s gourmet Gatorade and try to sell it to them for a thousand dollars and if they buy it, take the money and buy a cheap car from somebody and start to drive away after you pay for it, but just sort of back up diagonally in their driveway and turn off the car and take the keys and run to your car and drive home so they will never be able to use their driveway again because their stupid car will be in the way
- Text each other
- Look for lizards in the sun
- Tickle fight - winner takes all
- Go beanbag chair shopping
- Throwing
- Eat at a nice restaurant
- Fill ice cream cones with yogurt for some reason
(via summertimeinh-ll)
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
(Source: mycurrybringsalltheboystotheyard, via spookeasy)